On the other hand, pot opens windows and doors that you may not be able to get through any other way.
George CarlinThe things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are six or seven information centers.. but if you want a bagel there are 23 flavors. Because you have the illusion of choice!
George CarlinI recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
George CarlinHave you noticed when you wear a hat for a long time it feels like it's not there anymore? And then when you take it off it feels like it's still there?
George Carlin