You never see a smiling runner.

If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?

We think in language. The quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language.

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.

I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?