I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
George CarlinI finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.
George CarlinIt seems to me like a perversion of talent for an artist of any kind to further the corporate structure of America or the personal interests of the morons and thieves who run it.
George CarlinThe Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.
George CarlinPeople can't seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure. Ever. There is only a short pause before the next "horrifying" event. People forget there is such a thing as memory, and that when a wound "heals" it leaves a permanent scar that never goes away, but merely fades a little. What really ought to be said after one of these so-called tragedies is, "Let the scarring begin.
George Carlin