Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

That's really a part of my nature , it goes along with autonomy and independence of action - it's just that I don't identify with the local group, no matter what it is, whether it's the human species or the American democracy, the nation, the country, religions, political parties, nothing. None of these have my allegiance because I'm not really concerned with what they do. I don't feel a part of any of this.

Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.

I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.

It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.

Did you ever look at your watch, and you look away... and you don't know what time it is?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?