Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?

You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5 blacks guys talking like, 'Golly gee, we really won that big basketball game' but you will have 5 white guys talking like 'Yo slick, whuzzup...we be shootin hoops and mad playin, slammed those mofos

Traditional American values: Genocide, aggression, conformity, emotional repression, hypocrisy, and the worship of comfort and consumer goods.

You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.

Ah, to be a bird. To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out.