If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.
I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.
A dog has no shame. If he can do it, you can watch.
In football the object is to march into enemy territory and cross his goal. In baseball the object is to go home.
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.