I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.

The whole problem with the world today: private property. If no one owned anything, it would be a lot better. There's even an entire industry devoted to keeping an eye on other people's stuff. This is how stupid it's got. If you decide to get rid of a lot of your stuff, you can give it to a thrift shop or to Goodwill.

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

I had run away from home three times. I had been kicked out of three different schools under different circumstances. I was kicked out of everything that I didn't quit. Kicked out of schools. Kicked out of summer camp, the Boy Scouts, the altar boys, the choir, and something else that I can't think of, that I'm proud of. Anyway, that was my pattern. I just began to invent myself early in life, and went out and did something about it.

All music is the blues. All of it.