Donโt just teach your children to readโฆ Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.
George CarlinI use the [vulgar] words because apparently these words do not corrupt morally. I'm from the street in New York, hung around in a tough neighborhood. It was common to curse, you make your point. It's a very effective language. I try not to overdo it. It's never to shock. I know where it fits, it's never to shock. There's no shock value left in words.
George CarlinO. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers.
George CarlinBy the next one [albom],Occupation: Foole, I was right back into the trip again. I'm more frantic, more breathless. You can hear how sick I am. If you want to see a cokehead, just look at the pictures on the Occupation: Foole album.
George Carlin