If a piece requires some specific inflection, I'll record it. I take a lot of notes, and later categorize them, combining them alongside existing ideas, and eventually put a piece together.

I often wonder how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied to art school.

People who own everything know how to relax a little and bend and exhale once in a while, but they're not going to let it get out of control.

We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.

All the wrong things for all the wrong reasons. Sometimes people just want to feel different. And so long as Third World peasants are poor they will send us drugs, and as long as we are empty we will ask for this little plant.

People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?

I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.