If a piece requires some specific inflection, I'll record it. I take a lot of notes, and later categorize them, combining them alongside existing ideas, and eventually put a piece together.

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!

The next time a prostitute solicits your business, ask for the clergyman's rate.

To me, smoking pot meant sitting with a newspaper on my legs, rolling the seeds down, pulling the twigs out and finally producing a perfectly cylindrical, absolutely wonderful joint that you either locked at both ends or pinched off, or pinched at one end and left open at the other.

Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.