Energy experts have announced the development of a new fuel made from human brain tissue. It's called assohol.

As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.

Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species.

You're really spread out now, you've got stuff all over the WORLD! You've got stuff at home, stuff in storage, stuff in Honolulu, stuff in Maui, stuff in your pockets...supply lines are getting longer and harder to maintain.

How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen; that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways we're better than chickens. See, nobody can do it! You know why? 'Cause chickens are decent people.

In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.

When I'm not actually doing my work, I'm planning it or thinking about it or reading things that on some level are transformed into performance fantasies. I have no active interests.