Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
George CarlinWhenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.
George CarlinDon't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's gonna be all right.
George Carlin