Energy experts have announced the development of a new fuel made from human brain tissue. It's called assohol.

I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need to be played.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

The whole problem with the world today: private property. If no one owned anything, it would be a lot better. There's even an entire industry devoted to keeping an eye on other people's stuff. This is how stupid it's got. If you decide to get rid of a lot of your stuff, you can give it to a thrift shop or to Goodwill.

One of the interesting things about "outsidership" is that underneath it there's a longing to belong. I just wish the thing I refused to belong to - the species, Western capital culture - was a little more respectable. My one true relaxation is my flotation tank, in which I can either meditate or just drift off.

I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.

The Christians are coming to get you, and they are not pleasant people.