When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not agnostic. I'm an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me.
George CarlinBy the age of six or seven, I was already doing voices and faces, making my friends and my mother laugh.
George CarlinCensorship that comes from the outside assumes about people an inability to make reasoned choices.
George CarlinMeanwhile, followers of Eastern religions are sitting in the middle of their minds, experiencing a bliss and a level of consciousness that Western man can't begin to approach.
George Carlin