I hope I'm beginning a new cycle of energy and creativity. If so, it'll really be my third career. The first was as a straight comic in the Sixties. The second was as a counterculture performer in the Seventies. The third will be...well, that's for others to judge.

We get what we deserve. They are our elected officials.

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.

Environmentalists changed the word jungle to rain forest, because no one would give them money to save a jungle. Same with swamps and wetlands.

Always do whatever's next.

I've never owned a telescope, but it's something I'm thinking of looking into.