Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.
George CarlinHave you ever started a path? No one seems willing to do this. We don't mind using existing paths, but we rarely start new ones. Do it today. Start a path. Even if it doesn't lead anywhere
George CarlinBaseball is a nineteenth-century pastoral game. Football is a twentieth-century technological struggle.
George Carlin