Baseball is a nineteenth-century pastoral game. Football is a twentieth-century technological struggle.

A dog has no shame. If he can do it, you can watch.

When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not agnostic. I'm an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me.

To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.

That's basically what the drive is: "I want to be famous, I want to be noticed, and I want to be approved of." That's basically what you're after. "Give me attention, give me applause, give me an audience. A. A. A. Straight As." That's all you're looking for.

Can placebos cause side effects? If so, are the side effects real?

"No comment" is a comment.