We get what we deserve. They are our elected officials.

The only good thing about religion is the music. Because nature is filled with balances and opposites, there are always exceptions to the overall rules, whether the overall rules are bleak or otherwise. If you propound a joyous theory of existence, I will find an exception to that. If I propound a bleak theory, someone will find a joyous exception. That's just nature being nature, I think, and I don't think it offers a lot of hope. It's sort of a respite along the way.

Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.

When I listen to those tapes now, the real cocaine shows; there's just nothing special about their content.

I respect animals. I have more sympathy for an injured or dead animal than I do for an injured or dead human being, because human beings participate and cooperate in their own undoing. Animals are completely innocent. There are no innocent human beings.