We get what we deserve. They are our elected officials.

By the age of six or seven, I was already doing voices and faces, making my friends and my mother laugh.

I literally didn't know my father. My mother had been a secretary, and after she and my father split, she went back to work for an advertising executive. So my older brother and I were "latch-door kids." We went home for lunch and after school by ourselves.

The rebellious mood of the country during those [60th] years allowed me to plug right back into my old hatreds. I could scream and holler, as I did on the albums, against religion, government, big business - all those assholes and their values. That hatred was very real.

At 68 I'm every age I ever was. I always think of that. I'm not just 68. I'm also 55 and 21 and three. Oh especially three.

We now buy watches primarily for their looks, price, or additional functions. The fact that they tell time seems lost.

Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?