People are dreaming if they think they have rights. They've never had rights. There's no such thing.

There was about a two-year period at the end of the '60s, when I realized I was in the wrong place and entertaining the wrong people with the wrong material and that I was not being true to myself. I went through a metamorphosis into something more authentic for me, a more authentic stage voice and writing voice.

I don't have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less said about it the better.

I was once dancing with a woman who told me she had a yeast infection so I told her to bake me some bread.

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.