People are dreaming if they think they have rights. They've never had rights. There's no such thing.

My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me.

I profess no belief in God, which by definition is true, especially if we take the accepted definition of God. But to be an atheist is to also have a belief, and have a system, and I don't know that I like that either.

I love it in a movie when they throw a guy off a cliff. I love it even when it's not a movie. No, especially when it's not a movie.

If voting changed anything, it would be illegal.

What exactly is 'viewer discretion'? If viewers had discretion, most television shows would not be on the air.

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.