I went to George Washington High School for six months before my 16th birthday, when I could legally quit. That was an even worse experience than the Catholic schools. I mean, they were still teaching fractions. But mostly, I played hooky.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids

Art, music, and philosophy are merely poignant examples of what we might have been had not the priests and traders gotten hold of us.

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

At 68 I'm every age I ever was. I always think of that. I'm not just 68. I'm also 55 and 21 and three. Oh especially three.

As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.

I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else.