I went to George Washington High School for six months before my 16th birthday, when I could legally quit. That was an even worse experience than the Catholic schools. I mean, they were still teaching fractions. But mostly, I played hooky.

You don’t see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uterus’s, do you? No, you don’t see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies, do you? No, that might be something Christ would do.

Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

Israeli murderers are called "commandos," Arab commandos are called "terrorists."

I went straight from shenanigans to crimes against humanity.

Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.

The Christians are coming to get you, and they are not pleasant people.