She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Part of the pleasure of being alive is the knowledge that you're not dead yet.
The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake!
The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.
I don't have any beliefs or allegiances. I don't believe in this country, I don't believe in religion, or a god, and I don't believe in all these man-made institutional ideas.