If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

Cigarette companies market heavily to young people. They need young customers because their product kills the older ones. It is the only product that, if used as intended, kills the consumer.

As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up.

Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.

Brenda [Carlin] went into therapy and I soon joined her. First we put the drugs behind us, then we began serious work on our relationship. And, in time, we got well together.She just drove through a hotel lobby. Now, that's bottoming out.

Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.

When you quit school at an early age, I think you have a lifelong need to show the world - and maybe yourself - that you're really smart after all.