If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?
George Carlin'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
George CarlinAlthough the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.
George CarlinIt's difficult enough for a young person to put his soul on the line in front of a lot of drunken people without having that hanging over his head, too.
George Carlin