Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.
George CarlinI think we overrate ourselves in terms of our abilities and capacities. I mean, just because you can build a really swell bridge doesn't, to my way of thinking, mean that you're an advanced civilization.
George CarlinSurround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
George CarlinThe writing is what gives me the joy, especially editing myself for the page, and getting something ready to show to the editors, and then to have a first draft and get it back and work to fix it, I love reworking, I love editing, love love love revision, revision, revision, revision.
George Carlin