We are all precancerous.

President George Bush declared a National Day of Prayer for Peace. This was after he had carefully arranged and started the war.

We use up words like 'spiritual' so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago spiritual had a distinct meaning. But now there's a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus - is bogosity a word? It should be - a lot of bogosity in these spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it 'how I fit'.

One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is 'Libertarian.' People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy.

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.

Life is a zero sum game.