Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies.

I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.

In the doggie dictionary, under "bow wow" it says, "See "arf arf.""

I often wonder how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied to art school.

If two baseball players from the same hometown, on different teams, receive the same uniform number, it is not ironic. It is a coincidence. If Barry Bonds attains lifetime statistics identical to his father's, it will not be ironic. It will be a coincidence.

Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?

Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They've long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear.