Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

Number one, one, one on wonderful WINO.

Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work.

One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. Never mind that . I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'.

I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need to be played.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.