I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all you did was tax their real estate.
George CarlinI was kind of sweet kid, according my mother, and my recollections. Thoughtful and good, but kind of alone - although I didn't interpret it that way, as such. Children never interpret these things. They think they understand logically.
George CarlinYou donโt see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uterusโs, do you? No, you donโt see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies, do you? No, that might be something Christ would do.
George Carlin