Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?

Whenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.

I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes

Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.

Number one, one, one on wonderful WINO.

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done".

There was about a two-year period at the end of the '60s, when I realized I was in the wrong place and entertaining the wrong people with the wrong material and that I was not being true to myself. I went through a metamorphosis into something more authentic for me, a more authentic stage voice and writing voice.