I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

I was taken to the hospital for observation. I stayed several days, didn't observe anything, and I left.

To me the cynics are the ones in the boardrooms with the reports from the focus groups.

The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

Before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. It's true. Well, they don't want you to get an infection, and you can see their point. They don't want some guy go to hell and be sick.