I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.

When will all the rhetorical questions end?

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

We use up words like 'spiritual' so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago spiritual had a distinct meaning. But now there's a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus - is bogosity a word? It should be - a lot of bogosity in these spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it 'how I fit'.

Sudden total weight loss.

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

When you quit school at an early age, I think you have a lifelong need to show the world - and maybe yourself - that you're really smart after all.