Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.

Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.

When I see a large group of people, I wonder how many of them will eventually require autopsies.

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.

I have a lot of things [in me] that are childlike and innocent and sweet.