A flag is supposed to represent everything that a country does. It doesn't only represent the good things. If you burn the flag, you're burning the flag for what you perceive to be the bad things the country has done. it's only a symbol. It's only a piece of cloth.

I don't have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less said about it the better.

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.

The surgeon general warned today that saliva causes stomach cancer. But apparently only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.

Hard work is for people short on talent.

Hooray for most things!