We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years.

Art, music, and philosophy are merely poignant examples of what we might have been had not the priests and traders gotten hold of us.

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are six or seven information centers.. but if you want a bagel there are 23 flavors. Because you have the illusion of choice!

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

Being a Dodgers fan led to my first Air Force court-martial, but that's another story.