I love it in a movie when they throw a guy off a cliff. I love it even when it's not a movie. No, especially when it's not a movie.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

The angles of my body show you an awful lot. I started doing coke to feel open, but by that time, the hole had opened so wide that I'd fallen through. The body language in those photos tells you everything.

The Christians are coming to get you, and they are not pleasant people.

Leadership camp? Isn't that where Hitler went?