The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.
My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work.
Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.
I respect animals. I have more sympathy for an injured or dead animal than I do for an injured or dead human being, because human beings participate and cooperate in their own undoing. Animals are completely innocent. There are no innocent human beings.