President George Bush declared a National Day of Prayer for Peace. This was after he had carefully arranged and started the war.

In the Navy, there is no wrong hole. In the Marines, there is always a hole.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

Sudden total weight loss.

Results like these [state of the earth] do not belong on the resumé of a supreme being.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years.

When you think about it, 12:15 P.M. is actually 11:75 A.M.