In the Navy, there is no wrong hole. In the Marines, there is always a hole.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
Sudden total weight loss.
Results like these [state of the earth] do not belong on the resumรฉ of a supreme being.
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years.
When you think about it, 12:15 P.M. is actually 11:75 A.M.