President George Bush declared a National Day of Prayer for Peace. This was after he had carefully arranged and started the war.

We created god in our own image and likeness!

Cigarette companies market heavily to young people. They need young customers because their product kills the older ones. It is the only product that, if used as intended, kills the consumer.

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.

In my fifth-grade yearbook - it's right up there on the top shell - the last page says, "What about your future?" and under my name, it says, "When I grow up, I would like to be either an actor, a radio announcer, an impersonator or a comedian."

Sometimes guys'll say to you, 'Have a good one'. I say, 'I already have a good one. Now I'm looking for a longer one'.

Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.