If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
When I see a large group of people, I wonder how many of them will eventually require autopsies.
Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.