That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

Barry Goldwater has definitely decided to be a candidate in '64. He will campaign in all thirteen states.

When something is 'new and improved', which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.

... the important thing is to, first of all, question everything you read or hear or see or are told. Question it, and try to see the world for what it actually is, as opposed to what someone or some company or some organization or some government is trying to represent it as, or present it as, however they've mislabeled it or dressed it up or told you.