I think we’re part of a greater wisdom that we will ever understand; a higher order, call it what you want. Know what I call it? The Big Electron. It doesn’t punish, it doesn’t reward, it doesn’t judge at all. It just is.

Results like these [state of the earth] do not belong on the resumé of a supreme being.

Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.

The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.

I'm thinking of buying a church and changing it around: maybe selling crack and having a few whores in the pew.

A lot of times when they catch a guy who killed twenty-seven people, they say, He was a loner. Well, of course he was a loner; he killed everyone he came in contact with.

Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.