Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
It's never just a game when you're winning.
Life is tough, then you die.
Hitler never bothered with restaurant reservations; he just dropped by. And somehow they always found him a table.
I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I'm an American - you know, you grow.
On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.