You know what I like about the American form of government? They've worked things out so that you're never far from a 7-Eleven.
George CarlinSomewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors...and someone has an appointment with him in the morning.
George CarlinI definitely have a gift for language that is rhythmic and attractive to the ear, and I have interesting [verbal] imagery which I guess is a poetic touch.
George Carlin