When people say “clean as a whistle”, they forget that a whistle is full of spit.

A dog has no shame. If he can do it, you can watch.

I'm certainly a skeptic. I always quibble with people.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

[On School Uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.