There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

We [americans] are not a freedom-loving people in the beautiful, spiritual sense. We have an inspiring Constitution, but we're a hardhearted people.

When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.

We now buy watches primarily for their looks, price, or additional functions. The fact that they tell time seems lost.

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

Results like these [state of the earth] do not belong on the resumé of a supreme being.

You can't be the fastest gun in town forever. There comes a time when you're not the golden boy, and you have to go off somewhere and figure yourself out.