We spend the early years feeding our brains with information and the latter half trying not to think about it all.
George CarlinI grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.
George CarlinWhen you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
George CarlinPeople are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause pretty soon they have little hats. And armbands. And fight songs. And a list of people they're going to visit at 3am. So, I dislike and despise groups of people but I love individuals. Every person you look at; you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.
George Carlin