Personally, emotionally, I'd rather divorce myself from the world than face the heartbreak of partial success. Because partial success implies overwhelming failure.

When will all the rhetorical questions end?

If a lobster didn't look like a sci-fi monster, people would be less able to drop him alive into boiling water.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

Humor is based on surprise, and surprise is a milder way of saying shock. It's surprise that makes the joke.

The planet is fine. The people are f****d. Because everyone is trying to save the planet. The planet doesn’t need that. The planet will take care of itself. People are selfish. And that's what they're doing is trying to save the planet for themselves to have a nicer place to live.

Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.