By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Weather tonight: dark. Turning partly light by morning.
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
I believe my first duty is to survive. And I'm not just talking about criminals coming into my home. I once seriously considered getting a gun to protect myself from the police. If I need a weapon to continue living, I'll get one. And I'll use it.
The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.
I think of myself as an entertainer: I'm a performing entertainer, I'm a stand-up comic. But there's an artist at work here, too. One who interprets his world through his own filter.