Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?
Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
We are all precancerous.
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.
You're all going to die. I hate to remind you, but it is on your schedule. It probably won't happen when you'd like; generally, it's an inconvenience.