If you you think there is a solution, you're part of the problem.

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.

Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking

I say things that can be defined as prayers. But I don't pray to a power or ask an entity to intercede in the earthly scheme, because I don't believe that happens. But if I see a really unfortunate person in the street, I do pray, yes, though I suppose it's really more like a mantra to ease my own sorrow.

Meow” means “woof” in cat.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.