Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.

I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 Celsius.

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a legal right to execute me.

In adolescence you have to separate yourself and establish your identity. So, being very independent anyway, I took charge.

The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are six or seven information centers.. but if you want a bagel there are 23 flavors. Because you have the illusion of choice!