At best, God can be viewed as nothing more than an uncaring incompetent father-figure

I just love it when I hear a little commotion, someone leaving. When I see those doors in the back . . .

I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.

The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the intellect.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

There are battered husbands. Apparently this happens when the woman is real big, the man is very small, and they each drink a quart of whiskey a day.

Where ideas are concerned, America can be counted on to do one of two things: Take a good idea and run it completely into the ground, or take a bad idea and run it completely into the ground.