What was the best thing before sliced bread?
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard
I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.
Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.
Cocaine was different. It kept saying, "You haven't had enough." I became an abuser almost instantly.