Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.

My left descending septal branch artery decided to close without consultation with any of my other organs. It happened on Saint Patrick's Day, 1978.

Whenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.

Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

A pear is a failed apple.