Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.

Sex criminals. Completely incurable... I suppose you could outlaw religion and these sex crimes would disappear in a generation or two, but we don't have time for rational solutions.

No matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you're screwed because it's all fixed and rigged. There is a club and you ain't in it.

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.

We now buy watches primarily for their looks, price, or additional functions. The fact that they tell time seems lost.