Life is sacred? Who said so, God? Hey, if you read history you'll realize that God is one of the leading causes of death...has been for thousands of years. Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Jews, all taking turns killing each other because God told them it was a good idea.

Granola didn't sell very well when it was good for you. Now it has caramel, chocolate, marshmallow, saturated fat and sweeteners with a small amount of oats and grains. Sales picked up.

I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

It's harder to be funny from the position of power.

Most people are not particularly good at anything.

As powerful as anyone may claim God to be, somehow he always needs money.