If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?
George CarlinI don`t understand a belief that there is an invisible being in the sky who watches over us all the time and keeps score and who throws you in a burning pit. I think that's very limiting, very antihuman. It's the way they devised for helping to control people because if they can make you believe in an invisible man who's going to hurt you later, they can make you believe anything!
George CarlinMost people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
George Carlin