Sometimes when I'm told to use my own discretion, if no one is looking I'll use someone else's. But I always put it back.
George CarlinHitler never bothered with restaurant reservations; he just dropped by. And somehow they always found him a table.
George CarlinThe word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.
George CarlinThe violence of the Left is symbolic, the injuries are not intended. The violence of the Right is real - directed at people, designed to cause injuries. Vietnam, nuclear weapons, police out of control are intentional forms of violence. The violence from the Right is aimed directly at people and the violence from the Left is aimed at institutions and symbols.
George Carlin