My father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, he was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol.
George CarlinEverybody in America is a part of this big herd of cattle being led to the marketplace, not to be sold, which is usual with cattle, but to do the buying. And everyone is branded.
George CarlinWeather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
George CarlinThe fact that I didn't finish school left me with a lifelong need to prove that I'm smart, prove it to myself, maybe to the world. I [also] needed to be - not the center of attention - but I needed to be able to attract attention when I wanted it, through my stunts and my fooling around physically with faces or postures or voices I would do. Those things are important elements in the drive behind all of this [my career].
George Carlin