Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

Weather tonight: dark. Turning partly light by morning.

Instead of thinking about the sex, I'd always think about the clap and the crabs those people have.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!

If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.

First I was a mimic. Practically from the moment I began talking, I did impersonations of the people in my neighborhood - the storekeepers, the policemen, my teachers.