Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

Part of the pleasure of being alive is the knowledge that you're not dead yet.

If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

Hitler never bothered with restaurant reservations; he just dropped by. And somehow they always found him a table.

For a while, I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label.

Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick