Hereโs a bumper sticker Iโd like to see: โWe are the proud parents of a child whoโs self-esteem is sufficient that he doesnโt need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
George CarlinBowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!
George CarlinWe [americans] are not a freedom-loving people in the beautiful, spiritual sense. We have an inspiring Constitution, but we're a hardhearted people.
George Carlin