When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not agnostic. I'm an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me.
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
That's the whole meaning of life, isn't it? Trying to find a place for your stuff.
I think of myself as an entertainer: I'm a performing entertainer, I'm a stand-up comic. But there's an artist at work here, too. One who interprets his world through his own filter.