When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.

I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.

Know my feelings about traffic laws? Cop didn't see it? I didn't do it.

Environmentalists changed the word jungle to rain forest, because no one would give them money to save a jungle. Same with swamps and wetlands.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.

I became a radio nut. I loved the afternoon serials, and I got into jazz through the radio. I had a subscription to Down Beat when I was 12. And I'd spend a lot of time in front of the minor, miming records.

I enjoy watching a woman with really bad teeth and a good sense of humor struggling to use her lips and tongue to hide her teeth when she's laughing. I just stand there and tell her joke after joke after joke.