People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?

I consider the coke a major cause. Of course, you could also make the argument that because cocaine speeds up the heart, it's good for you.

I think it would be fair and right to use some of my land and wealth for a drug-rehab center or an Indian school.

I believe you can joke about anything.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.