But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

People are dreaming if they think they have rights. They've never had rights. There's no such thing.

I'm thinking of buying a church and changing it around: maybe selling crack and having a few whores in the pew.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

I think it would be fair and right to use some of my land and wealth for a drug-rehab center or an Indian school.

Sudden total weight loss.

At best, God can be viewed as nothing more than an uncaring incompetent father-figure