None of the Christian religions do [interest me]. They're all outer-directed.

Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.

I hope I'm beginning a new cycle of energy and creativity. If so, it'll really be my third career. The first was as a straight comic in the Sixties. The second was as a counterculture performer in the Seventies. The third will be...well, that's for others to judge.

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.

The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.

When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.

When will all the rhetorical questions end?