I use the word 'fat'. I use that word because that's what people are: they're fat. They're not bulky; they're not large, chunky, hefty or plump. And they're not big-boned. Dinosaurs were big-boned. These people are not overweight: this term somehow implies there is some correct weight... There is no correct weight. Heavy is also a misleading term. An aircraft carrier is heavy; it's not fat. Only people are fat, and that's what fat people are! They're fat !

The sicker you get, the harder it is to remember if you took your medicine.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly!

Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell"

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

To my surprise, my marijuana use has been tapering off steadily.

Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.