Tell people an invisible man in the sky created all things, they believe you. Tell them what you've painted is wet, they have to touch it to believe.

And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.

Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking

I often wonder how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied to art school.

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.

I'm sure Hitler was great with his family.

I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.