Whenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.
George CarlinI was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . theyโre cramming for their final exam.
George CarlinI remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes
George CarlinSelf-expression is a hallmark of an artist, of art, to get something off one's chest, to sing one's song. So that element is present in all art. It is the key to even standing up and saying, "Hey, listen to me." Self-expression can be based on looking at the world and making observations about it.
George CarlinMy books and records are arranged according to subject, and within each subject, they're alphabetical by author or artist. The music tapes are alphabetical and the performance tapes are in chronological order.I like to control my environment, because I feel if I have my physical space in order, then I'm free to dream.
George Carlin