Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning

The secretiveness. The stealth. Those were obviously the aspects of cocaine use I was addicted to.

The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole.

Number one, one, one on wonderful WINO.

Conservatives say if you don't give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

First I was a mimic. Practically from the moment I began talking, I did impersonations of the people in my neighborhood - the storekeepers, the policemen, my teachers.