I don't get all choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags. I see them as symbols, and I leave them to the symbol-minded.
In the Navy, there is no wrong hole. In the Marines, there is always a hole.
We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.